i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s name is meatloaf
and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
disgusting but irresistible
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"